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You were waiting with bated breath, I'm sure

Maragall has announced that 1) he is kicking the ERC counselors out of his cabinet but keeping on ERC political appointees at lower-level spoils-system administration posts 2) the referendum on the statute will be June 18 and 3) regional elections will be held this fall, presumably in September. He did not say 4) that he's out as premier and will be replaced by either Jose Montilla or Manuela de Madre as the PSC's candidate. Carod-Rovira's response was to threaten to retire ERC's support for the Zapatero Socialist administration, which will merely force Zapatero into the arms of Mas and Duran Lerida.

The following is from Iberian Notes on March 30, 2003.

Catalunya TV is reporting that Pasqual Maragall, jerk, Catalan Socialist leader, and ex-mayor of Barcelona, has spouted off again. This time he compared Prime Minister José María Aznar with Hermann Goering. Now, that seems a bit excessive to us, but, you know, comparing Goering and Maragall doesn't seem at all unreasonable. Let's try it.

  GOERING MARAGALL
 POLITICAL AFFILIATION   National Socialist Party  Catalan Socialist Party
 ATTITUDE TOWARD ART  Stole thousands of great works  Subsidized thousands of dreadful works
 NEVER MANAGED TO  Beat the RAF  Beat Jordi Pujol
 WHY FEARED AND HATED  Brutal police gave out beatings  Lazy police gave out parking tickets
 ARCHITECTURAL FEATS  Built huge ugly Neoclassical stuff  Built huge ugly postmodern stuff
 FATE OF SAID FEATS  Demolished by Allied bombing, 1945  To be demolished by wrecking ball, c. 2030
 ATTITUDE TOWARD USA Hostile, violent  Hostile, condescending
 SPORTS APOTHEOSIS  Nazi Olympics foment nationalism, 1936  Catalan Olympics foment nationalism, 1992
 WIFE  Hot Swedish aristocratic babe  Non-hot non-Swedish non-aristocratic non-babe
 DRUG OF CHOICE  Morphine  Oh, take a wild guess
 

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