The Jedman comments on everyday life in the United States:

I sometimes go to a park close to my old neighborhood to walk. It is a nice park with a small lake and a trail. There are water fowl there this time of year. There is a big sign that not only says not to feed the water fowl, but why not to feed them. I never fail to see someone feed the fowl. Today, this mom and her little daughter had a whole loaf of bread feeding the fowl. The little girl was pelting the Canadian Geese with little chunks of bread. She was running after the geese and throwing bread at them along with her mom right in front of the DO NOT FEED WATER FOWL sign. What are these people, stupid? Read the sign...These are not American Geese. They are Canadian Geese. They are going to fly back to Canada and inform all Canadians that people in the USA can't read.

I could visualize the geese pecking the little girl into tears. Then, her Overland Park mom would sue the city and the geese, claiming that there should have been someone there to stop them, like that bald doofus in the Royals hat walking around the trail.